"it was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes"-abraham lincoln

Oh gash what a weekend! Don't ask me what I did! I'll just tell you I watched a combination of Catching Fire and Jane Austen (plus some Anne of Green Gables on the side because Gilbert has no facial expressions and we'll get to that later).

Do you know what happens to people who can only function when they take Ibuprofen/sleeping pills? DO YOU? They start writing everything in all caps, including text messages. So everything starts sounding passive aggressive.

HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO INSTITUTE
I'M NOT EVEN WEARING MATCHING SOCKS TODAY
SOMEBODY CUT ME OFF IN TRAFFIC BUT I'M NOT MAD

They crave chocolate for breakfast. They take naps at 7pm. They...the builders of the nation. What? Oh wait that's a hymn. #sendhelllppp

So my hands smell like cake batter for no explainable reason. I'm not gonna fight it. I just want to know when I started sleep-baking. Since when is that my thing? I thought my thing was falling asleep with books on my face and then waking up with weird fold lines on my forehead. Ah, to be a human map. Not as cool or poetic as it sounds.

notable quotables from da weekend

whilst watching Catching Fiiiaaah
beetee: tic-toc, tic-toc, TIC-TOC
eric: somebody's been listening to too much Ke$ha.

at Los Dos Compadres, while staring at my plate of food with a Mexican flag on it 
me: hey look! this half of my quesadilla is Mexico. The upper half must be the USA....if I move my beans across the border, that makes them immigrants!
Jordan: ......

JP, I know you said lots of funny stuff in sacrament meeting but I don't remember what it was. Hashtag Daylight Savings Time. But this is a shout-out to you for being your hilarious, badical self.

(here's a pic of JP just because. yep I stole it from his facebook in a non-creepy way.)

Oh yeah. My bestest frand Caitlyn had a birfday this weekend. We partied hard. And by that I mean...we ate a lot...had lots of awkward moments....and ate some more. Caitlyn, you're the coolest person. I'm sorry we don't have any pictures together yet. Dumb. Just wait 'til we go to St. Geezy in T minus 2 days.

also, I stole this from her facebook. I thought about photoshopping my face onto that girl's but I knew it would turn out super creepy. and also I was tired.

Alright, so now for the Gilbert Blythe Story. Everybody who has seen the glorious Anne of Green Gables series (so basically all females who have read this blog) know that Gilbert is the #1 best fictional boyfriend of all time, and he does it all while wearing flippin' SUSpeNDERS. I mean.

But last night, Chels and I were watching the ending and she was like "Haven't you ever noticed that whenever the camera is on his face, it's not doing anything? He just stares and makes the same facial expressions."

Observe:

now imagine this face in like 10 other frames. 

every time Anne says something like

"Gilbert, I dedicated my book to you."

*stare*

"Gibert, this book is your wedding present even though I'm actually  in love with you."

*stare*

Anne: "[sobbing noises]"

*stare*

The King of Romance, I tell you.

In other news, I discovered lots of lovely gems via the internetz this weekend. 

 

This is reallll life and I promise you I didn't make this up (also I have no idea how I would find a penguin with a penguin backpack and I definitely don't have that kind of time for this blog, yo). My mom didn't believe me but this penguin got adopted by a Japanese fisherman and one day they went to the fish market together and the penguin got reallly excited because #endlessfish and so they gave him his own backpack to go shopping at the fish market with it and now he goes and does his shopping with his stinking PENGUIN BACKPACK.

The world is beautiful. Forget the run-on sentence that just happened. Thankzzz.

this means nothing and yet everything and so I want it on my gravestone kbye.

have I blogged about ezra koenig's twitter yet? well, uhhhhh. it speaks fo it'self.

(favorite of all time)

And finally, an announcement of sorts. I'm starting another blog, about music, and it's gonna be off the chain insane, but I can't say anymore because it's gonna be huge in Japan and I don't want them to know what hit them. 

Preview:

(yes I drew it on a napkin. J.K. Rowling started to write Harry Potter on a napkin too, so.)

Okay. I'm off to take my third nap of the day.

hashtag daylight savingssssss

am i right