Oregonians don't tan...they rust.

so it was pouring rain outside, as it often does in the Utah-place in the summer,

and I said to myself, "self" (how very original)

"you really should be puddle jumping right now. you HAVE a college degree."

never mind, I didn't actually say that last part.

I just made sure I was barefoot

(also a regular summertime occurrence because my feet hate going to feet prison every day)

and then I ran out into the street in a white t-shirt

but man oh man those puddles felt good on my little toesies.

separately, on an unrelated note, would someone please send me this t-shirt? KBYE.