adulthood means:
trying to figure out your life but not in the way that people on Dancing With the Stars are trying to figure out their lives because wow
staying up way too late shopping for boring stuff on Amazon like foam rollers, shoelaces, and water bottles (this is what I have become)
debating whether or not you should actually take a nap under your desk at school or walk the fifteen minutes home so you can sleep in your bed but then that's fifteen minutes you could be sleeping! so in the end you walk home and spend the entire "naptime" in bed on your phone
eyerolling real hard through a 2.5 hour class because you disagree with everything but if the teacher calls on you you say something like "I liked his word choice, lol" lol lolo o lfdslfdslafjlasjf lakjfl;a a af
also, using "lol" ironically and then being unable to stop. woof.
actually keeping track of your shower cries. so far I have had three this year. shower crying: the new rage-dancing in the forest.
being too tired to go buy actual groceries but not too tired to drive the extra ten minutes to Chick-Fil-A for a twenty dollar meal (no joke, why Chick-Fil-A tryna rob me blind?! I JUST WANTED SOME CHICKEN. THIS IS AMERICA THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH CHICKENS. THEY'RE LIKE AMERICA'S VERSION OF THE SHEEP OF SCOTLAND).
actually making plans called "dinner and taxes." with other people.
wanting to confront someone who wronged you:
If you haven't gotten to this point of your life yet, hold on to your youth a little longer. And those cute, eye-bags-less faces of yours. I'm sure you don't even need a filter! Yet.
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