like Tinder but instead it's people nearby who own cats or dogs that you can borrow for cuddling
like Tinder but instead it finds people nearby who have similar Shazam tags so you can go to concerts with them
like Tinder but it's just people nearby with similar grocery lists so you don't have to shop alone
like Tinder but it's just the last five things you've screenshotted
like Tinder but it's just people who have taken the classes you're taking so you can borrow their old textbooks
like Tinder but it lists people's specific cleaning skills (like for example, maybe they're really good at cleaning toilets, and I hate doing this, so we would make a good team, probably)
like Tinder but instead it's just the top five compliments people give them (this would be very telling, you know)
like Tinder but instead it's people who have the camping gear you don't have so you can team up and go on weekend camping trips with them
like Tinder but instead it's people with mechanical skills (for cars and bikes) (because I need help with both) (this is, in fact, a cry for help) (SOMEONE WITH PROPER BIKE TOOLS COME OVER. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I HAVE HOMEMADE COOKIES)
like Tinder but instead it's people who will gently wake you up from your naps when you've gone overtime
like Tinder but instead it's people with long fingernails who are willing to give non-committal back scratches
like Tinder but instead it's people nearby who always have a constant supply of gum on hand so you can find them and get a piece
like Tinder but instead it shows how much Parks & Rec/The Office they can quote verbatim
one of dad's favorite D.I. finds
The worst part is I've thought of getting it again one too many times. BUT I HAVEN'T CAVED!!!
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